Posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2023 with 1224 Notes

stiffyck:

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“I’m like a weird printer”

Posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2023 with 20034 Notes

muddy3001:

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creamypancakebatter:

muddy3001:

somegaymernerd:

jasper-rolls:

muddy3001:

TRAGIC… ytp ships captain sees SOS signal , says “yoy” and reverses all the way back into port. Many such cases

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i want to analyze you

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SHIPPING?

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

I did the same, it’s just more prevalent to me, and the prevalence of “sos” and “yoy”, as well as nonsensical reversing in ytp makes it seem like this is about that

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Posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2023 with 3945 Notes

plantyhamchuk:

froody:

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theculturedmarxist:

froody:

froody:

WARNING TO NORTH CAROLINIANS

our chiggers now carry TYPHUS

The symptoms to look out for are fever, rash, headache, body aches, swollen lymph nodes, general GI symptoms and a crusty nasty looking area around the bite. Not all of these symptoms may be present but if you were bitten by a chigger in North Carolina and you don’t feel well, go to the doctor. Antibiotics can clear it right up but if left untreated, the fatality rate can be 40% for some strains.

Here’s a map of the places tested and the places where chiggers were found to be infected:

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(Also, because I saw this in the notes, typhoid and typhus are radically different diseases. Typhoid is caused by salmonella and usually transferred through contaminated food and water while typhus is caused by several different bacteria and typically transferred by insect bite.)

Are you fucking kidding me

Warning for non North Carolinians. Stay off North Carolina beaches!

The beaches are the only part of the state that seems safe LMFAO

July 2023 - NCSU article on it - Bacterium Associated With Disease Found in N.C. Chiggers

Posted on Tuesday, July 25, 2023 with 359745 Notes

mosticonicposts:

uglynewyork:

relishboi:

kerosene:

wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!

certified iconic post

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 19415 Notes

avian-misdemeanors:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

pillbug girl goes to a party and meets someone

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this is precious

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 271333 Notes

musicalmallard:

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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fukkuin yes

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 293478 Notes
do-you-have-a-flag:
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okay but this is a power move above any other
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It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black...

do-you-have-a-flag:

hoseph-christiansen:

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okay but this is a power move above any other

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 5369 Notes
Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 2247 Notes

laika-sys:

laika-sys:

laika-sys:

my girlfriend told me we’re going to the park, but this looks weirdly like the vet’s office? haha crazy right

i fell asleep and they gave me a weird tattoo?

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THEY TOOK MY BALGS

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 14740 Notes

jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 10483 Notes

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

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AND WHAT ABOUT IT

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 20898 Notes

psychick:

skulllesbian:

moth update ! theyre threatening me

WELL, stop being so BIG and LOOKING AT THEM.

Posted on Monday, July 24, 2023 with 54857 Notes

crabussy:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

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do you get it or do you not know anything

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call out post now

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